MY PUNISHMENT…

Well here I am doing my community service. Yep..that is my punishment..I have to pull weeds out of the flower beds and so ends my “fun” in Arkansas at Joyce’s house in Decatur! Who knew that farm people who seem to work all the time would get all upset when you take their motorcycle on a ride and not tell them? Who knew that a coat could not be trusted? Who knew the police could catch me like that? Well I will get this “debt to society” paid off and then I am going to look at leaving and going on to a fun and exciting place and I hope I NEVER have to come back to Arkansas again!

Plus I think I have allergies…..AAAACCHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!

SNIFF SNIFF

UH-OH– BUSTED!!!

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS BUT I GOT ARRESTED IN ARKANSAS!

That is right..So I was out on the bike I BORROWED  with my new friend coat and we were just hanging out together and not doing anything wrong…honest we did not see the stop sign..and we got pulled over by the Gentry cops…seems Joyce works for the courts there and they all know her and she had called them on us…Well..of all things COAT GOT OFF AND RAN!! Seems that is a pretty big deal and anyway coat escaped any problems and out ran them…who knew a heavy levi coat could move like that????? So any way here I am in jail..cuffed and stuffed! I have to go and see a judge here in a little bit too! I think this is a frame job! I was framed I tell ya!! FRAMED!!!

SO HERE I AM GETTING MY CITATION AND THEY TELL ME I WILL BE RELEASED! THESE 2 WERE REALLY NICE AND VERY CO-OPERATIVE WITH ME ALTHOUGH THEY DO NOT BELIEVE I AM AN INNOCENT PARTY TO THIS DRIVING AROUND TOWN WITH COAT AND THEY DO NOT THINK COAT ACTED ALONE! THEY ACTUALLY THINK THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA BUT THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR COAT! WAIT TILL I GET HOME AND SEE THAT COAT AGAIN! …

I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT…

THE PANTS HAVE TAKEN OFF…

OK LISTEN UP EVERYONE…I WAS TALKING TO COAT AND IT WAS TIRED OF HANGING AROUND TOO..SO WE HAVE GRABBED THE KEYS TO THE BIKE…LOADED UP AND TAKEN OFF! WE HAVE HIT THE ROAD..TRAVELING..IT IS WHAT I DO BEST!  I AM AFTER ALL THE TRAVELING FAT PANTS RIGHT??? RIGHT!!!

WE ARE SO ENJOYING THE WIND IN OUR THREAD AND THE SUN ON OUR RIVETS!

COAT IS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS TO TRAVEL WITH…SOMEHOW IT KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE HEADED…INTO THE SUNSET…ONTO THE OPEN ROAD…HEADING FOR FUN AND ADVENTURE…TALK TO YOU LATER WHEN I GET TO A PLACE WHERE THERE IS A COMPUTER…WOOHOO!!!!

FUN FOR THE PANTS?

THIS IS FUN? THIS IS HORSEBACK RIDING? WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING? I HAVE HAD TO SPEND EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND SINCE I GOT HERE WITH THE LITTLE GIRLS GABBY..(AND SHE IS JUST THAT TOO..G-A-B-B-Y!) THIS IS HER GRAND IDEA OF RIDING HORSES! AND WE HAVE TO PLAY SCHOOL AND BARBIE ALL THE TIME TOO!

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

THE PANTS AT WORK

HERE I AM IN ARKANSAS AND ALL THESE BORING PEOPLE DO IS WORK. THEY HAVE ACTUALLY MADE ME MOW THE BLOOMIN’ YARD..OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THAT..I AM STARTING TO TALK LIKE THE ARKIES NOW…BLOOMIN’ YARD MY BACK POCKET!

ANYWAY I GOT THE YARD WORK DONE FOR THEM AND THEY PROMISED ME SOME FUN TIME SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING FAT PANTS FROM SPARKPEOPLE

THIS BLOG IS FOR MY FRIENDS ON SPARKPEOPLE THAT I HAVE SHARED MY UPS AND DOWNS AND NOW A PAIR OF TRAVELING PANTS! THIS SHOULD UP-DATE YOU ALL ON THE TRAVAILS OF THE BRITCHES IN ARKANSAS!

THE STORY WILL BE TOLD FROM THE “MIND” OF THE PANTS AND SO ONWARD TO THE JOURNEY OF THE

TRAVELING FAT PANTS IN ARKANSAS